October 2011
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MY CAR
I CAN SEE IT. IT’S RIGHT THERE, LOOK! PARKED RIGHT OUTSIDE MY PLACE OF WORK. I COULD HEAR IT’S PRETTY ENGINE CHUGGIN’ AWAY WHEN IT PULLED IN.
SO PRETTY.
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September 2011
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thetuxedos asked: I freaking love you.
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In my world
Dinosaurs crow. And it blows my mind.
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Yay for blond momments
So I was making mashed potatoes, and was dumping out the hot water into the sink. I guess I poured it too fast, because it splashed and gushed over the edge of the counter. Right onto my feet. I guess I tried to back away, but I was still holding the stupid pot, so I POURED IT ONTO MY LEGS AS WELL. Then, with denim being SO absorbent, my pants drank up the BOILING WATER, scalding my thighs.
I...
One of my friends said to me, "You're still not...
morganismusic:
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gryffindorstrength:
I’m like:
HARRY POTTER IS NOT A FUCKING TREND
Reminds me of when I told my mother that I wanted a Harry Potter tattoo and she responded with “But it’s a fad! It will go out soon enough.” And I was like “BITCH ARE 13 YEARS OF MY LIFE A FAD?!”
EXACTLY. I’m so getting the Deathly Hollows tattooed on my back. NO REGRETS.
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My favourite part
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WTF
I wanted to share a song with my friends, but my sister’s computer was acting up. So I said “Let’s turn on the radio and see if it’s on.”
IT WAS.
Then I wanted to share an episode of He-man with them. For kicks I said “I can’t be psycic twice in one night, but let’s see if the episode in on tonight.”
IT WAS.
I THINK I NEED TO BUY A LOTTO...
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I just came back from a party feeling more depressed than when I arrived. She said “BBQ”, so I assumed about 20 people would be there. No, there were about 70 still there (and 200 was the headcount earlier), and I didn’t know anyone. So I spent an hour with my sister sitting in a corner, trying to see if I knew ANYONE. NOPE.
I’ve never understood why people feel the need...
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I'm making cookies and watching Van Helsing
The movie where vampires and werewolves are equally baddass, with poor accents.
Why does Richard Roxburg have to make such a hot vampire? And why does he have to be so much older than me?
thetuxedos:
All of my favorite actors are starting to lose their hair and it makes me really sad. But then I remember that they’re all more than fifteen years older than me and then it just gets awkward that I care that much.
YES. STORY OF MY LIFE.
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I LOVE fall
I love the colors. I love the smell of the frosty, crisp air in the mornings. I love the fog. I love playing in the dark. I love the fact all the kids are in school, so the streets and stores are EMPTY.
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thetuxedos asked: C, E, J and Z.
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I just met someone who has the same handwriting as...
Too bad he’s taken. LAWL.
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Some one sitting there, smoking, looking cool
And I can’t help but think “Hah, I’m going to outlive you.”
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My car is fixed. I’ll have it by the end of the week.
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So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21,...
thefastestwaytohappiness:
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now that you are sharing this with tumblr, only the tumblr people will be alive.…and then tumblr people will unite, create their own country and rule the world.
And there will be no stupid Facebook people… I like this plan.
LET’S DO THIS
And we’ll go and live in Hogwarts
YES YES YES
I LOVE...
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JJ ABRAMS OFFICIALLY SIGNS ON TO STAR TREK 2,... →
pointy-earedbastard:
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thetuxedos asked: BANANAS.
thetuxedos:
All of my text posts recently have been all about how waah my life is. Here’s another. Waah. I’m upset and I don’t know why. IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M A WOMAN.
QUIT YER BELLYACHIN’, WOMAN.
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I love my sister
She’s upstairs playing Insane Aquarium and squawking every time the aliens show up.
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I should have been born in the 80's
I swear. I’ve been watching He-Man a lot lately, and I love it. Even though the colors are weird (and outfits weirder), recycled frames (and you can tell when they trace [I know they trace, I just do] real videos) and the lack of emotion, I still love it. I think my sister thinks I’m crazy, as I sit there giggling and how ridiculous it is.
My dad thinks I’m crazy, my mother...
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I can't ever get a good nights sleep when there is...
The first few days leading up to and after the full moon I have a hard time falling asleep, or I have weird dreams. It sometimes even wakes me up, because the moonlight shines on my bed.
Not to mention I’m running around all night howling and eating sheep.
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I miss my car
I drove past the mechanics, and the hood was up, so they’re at least pretending to fix it. My mother is crazy, and is the source of 80% of all road rage in the United States. (I swear she’s gunna kill me.)
I mean, come on, isn’t it pretty?
Keanu Reeves is a vampire
chocolatefishfins:
tissah:
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
What the eff thats not even funny
I am now a believer of vampires. Here is the proof.
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Ahhhh, the sound of bumpers ramming the cement...
SERIOUSLY, LEARN TO DRIVE. OR PARK.
OR BOTH.
