January 2012
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018: I love the smell of cut grass, rain, hay and...
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Quit asking me if I'm OK
No I’m not OK. Do you really think I’d just wake up and be OK?
“Yeah, my dog of fifteen years died on Saturday. I could hardly see her though all the tears and violent sobbing. I can’t even tell you when she took her last breath. When I’m not careful, I re-live that hour over and over again. I can’t sleep very well, because I’m not used to sleeping...
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017: I used to hate olives. Now I can't get enough...
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callasoreon replied to your post: callasoreon replied to your post: She’s gone. I…
Why wouldn’t you deserve it? You didn’t do anything wrong. I know how you were with her, being together made you BOTH happy. You gave her a good life, how could that be wrong?
I don’t know. I’m feeling everything right now.
I guess I’ve always been that way, feeling like I don’t...
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016: I have a collection of glass...
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callasoreon replied to your post: She’s gone. I don’t think I’ve ever cried so hard….
I know its hard sweetie but it does get better. Love you.
It doesn’t feel like it. Everything is making me cry. I keep hearing the vet over and over again; “She’s gone”. Every ones kindness makes me hurt even more, because I feel like I don’t deserve it.
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She’s gone. I don’t think I’ve ever cried so hard. From the bottom of my heart.
I wish I could just flip the off switch and stop feeling. If only for a bit. And sleep. I didn’t know misery made you so tired.
I also drank too fast, so I’m buzzed. I should eat, but I’m not hungry. Whatever.
BBL, going to watch home videos, look at old photographs, drink and cry...
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I need some commissions
I have to put down my dog, and it’s going to empty my bank account. I can’t bury her because of the snow and ice, so she has to be cremated. It’s going to be anywhere from $158 to $198.
I’m offering tradiotional art
Colored pencils: $25 to $50
Black and white: $20 to $40
Marker wok, which is done on watercolor paper: Prices will vary on size of paper
If you want...
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015: I CAN NOT touch dusty things. It's gross and...
You shall watch Fringe live tonight
mse63:
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014: I used to play golf, but since I don't have...
Watchorlyman:
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lolabetic:
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smilesbyheylin:
<3
This gives me chills every fucking time.
Well said Mr. Chaplin.
Wow.
Holy shit.
Chaplin is another one of my heroes, some may ask why, here’s my reasoning
This was said back in 1940. Things haven’t changedfor the better, but have only gotten worse. 72 years.
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Anonymous: My Fellow Tumblrers: →
anoncentral:
Consider this your call to action.
I know that we all love this site as an expression of our individuality, but the fact of the matter is, we are under attack. And what we do is distracting us from that fact.
The American government now has all the records from Megaupload’s servers. Do you know what that means for you? That means that if you have ever used Megaupload, the...
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whiskeyjacob answered your question: I’m making a character. She’s nippy, temperamental and mean. Standoffish, orphaned, skiny, fast, and hunts with arrows. She’s part:
KESTREL!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!1!!!!!1!!!!!11111!1
OH YOU.
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kitsuberry asked: I don't know if it's all that secret; but I miss hanging out with you.
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thetuxedos asked: GO SEE IT AND BE STRUCK DOWN BY SHEER AWE AT THE INCREDIBLENESS THAT IS TINTIN.
Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: *click*
Spell your full name without...
bloodydifficult:
I don’t have a name
Hohht
(via billie-joe)
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outrageandsprinkles:
Der Junge, der lebt.: How My Dad Came Out
whenicameout:
It was at Thanksgiving and everything. Just me, my sister, and my dad.
Dad: So, since it’s sort of tradition to confess things over Thanksgiving dinner, I think I ought to let everyone know that I’m…uh, bisexual.
Me: Cool.
Little sister: What’s that?
Dad: It means I like…
This is grand. GRAAAAAAAAND.
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013: 7 is my favorite number.
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mygypsyheart replied to your photoset: This is a Bob appreciation post. Because he’s…
If you happen to get any extra feathers in the birds’ moltings, you should let me know~ I’d love to get my hands on some of those beautiful plumage.
I hope to use them all, but if I do have extra, I’ll let you know! He’ll probably molt this fall. :D
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I'm making a character. She's nippy, temperamental...
American Kestrel or Sharp Shinned Hawk?
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thetuxedos replied to your photoset: Sexy Cajun photo shoot.
PFFF. Aw man he looks so soft and I want to snuggle him yo.
HE IS SOFT. Especially in the summer. One o’ dees days you should come up here. So you can snuggle him, of course.
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I'm designing two harpy characters
Cuz I like bird legs on people.
I have no digital program that I can really use to color them, but once I do, I might make a contest for them: design their outfits. I have no idea what to offer as prizes, though. D:
I think I’m going to make them sisters, even though one is a bird of prey, and the other is a peahen. Not sure what bird of prey to use, but the peahen is going to be a cameo...
Internet Friendship
dreamcreek:
Personal feelings on a certain matter. May offend people.
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thetuxedos:
Oh my goodness. I’m in a bit of a predicament. I need to make 300 dollars in about two weeks and I have no job…so I’m desperately taking commissions.
Here are some examples of my work.
I can draw family members, celebrities, original characters, anything! I’m setting up a Paypal account right now, but even without that I’d be willing to give my address to send money through...
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012: I can't stand it when drawers and cupboards...
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I track the #chickens tag for content to put in my chicken blog. There’s CONSTANTLY these “do u no whur ur eggs cum fum?” posts. “This is why you need to be vegan”.
Sure, there are battery cages. Yes, the hens are treated without dignity or respect. But this isn’t where all eggs come from. Do some research, find a respectable farm. Buy from them. Or, if you...
Replace every one of the vowels in your URL with O
leucisticstag:
theduchmess:
holdingyouback:
stripperloki:
professionalgrief3rs:
qjx:
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profossoonolgroof0rs.
StropporLoko
holdongyoobock
(Pffffffft)
thodochmoss
Pffft. XD
loocostocstog
x’D
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The TV just Rick Rolled my family
